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If they are in Arizona, someone’s mother will soon be getting deported.

Democrat? Or Republican? I think he’ll be whatever will get him re-elected.

It worked last time with his endorsement of Claire McCaskill. Arlen Specter needs the help!

Obama blames Congress for the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell not happening yet, but he could use military stop gap measures to ensure that no person in the military is ever discharged again for being gay.

Al Franken is an American success story. He goes from Saturday Night Live to being a U.S. Senator and he can still tell people to shut up with the best of them.

Obama says, “I really have no response. Because last I checked, Sarah Palin’s not much of an expert on nuclear issues,” “If the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joints Chiefs of Staff are comfortable with it, I’m probably going to take my advice from them and not from Sarah Palin.”

You can see Sarah Palin’s rambling and incoherent response when asked about nuclear weapons during her 2008 debate with Joe Biden.

I’m not sure if calling the Democrats that endorsed you Republicans is the best way to make friends, especially if you just switched parties because you were afraid of not getting re-elected. But this guy is 160, so maybe we should cut him a little slack. It’s impressive that he is able to get out of bed in the morning.

Joe might not be able to control what he says, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t awesome.

Do you know what we needed in this country? That’s right! Now corporations can spend unlimited amounts of money in elections. No, not just American corporations. Any country can now legally influence our elections as much as they want. Hurray!

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Who would have thought? A Democrat for a president passing a Republican health care plan and then Republicans want to pretend it was never their idea.